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ablortion 

The ultimate act of sexual deviance where the father gets a blow job from his baby momma while his child is being aborted.
Did you know Planned Parenthood will let you do an ablortion?

Instead of a blumpkin, I talked her into an ablortion.

I got off so hard from that ablortion watching my child get sucked out while she was sucking me off!
ablortion by Penis Curtains January 12, 2021
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Abloogough 

chloe: omg i just sneezed and it sounded like abloogough
tim: omg11 new user11
Abloogough by Abloogough July 23, 2017

abloo bloo bloo 

The sound of someone crying so hard they start to blubber.
"abloo bloo blooooo ablooooo blooooo I just dropped my coffee on my shoooooooeeeeeeee"
a wonderful Canandianism...I too thought it to be a myth until I came to live in montreal.
person 1: Damn you, stop scoffing at my snowpants.

person 2: I don't know what you're talking aboot! I'm wearing snowpants too. They sure are sporty, eh?

abalootelly 

when you love or hate something so much to the extreme
I abalootelly love applesauce!!!

oot and aboot 

Canadian for 'out and about'
Away message:
Out and about. Or for all you Canadians - Oot and aboot.
oot and aboot by DigitalKlepto April 25, 2003