abhesive

another word for, " has a gf with no hole" or is a "wall"

or could also mean, horny leader of relentless

omg did you see that guys gf? such an abhesive!

omg!! abhesive!! run!!

abhesive by KantutanTau March 9, 2008

adhesive cheese 

Another name for the cheese singles you in the supermarket. Typically found in burgers you buy from a van in a hard shoulder. Sticks to pretty much anything, like a cheesy sharpie.

Wallace - hey joan, i need something to hold my poster up.
Joan - here try this adhesive cheese.

adhesive cheese by GTATSS March 3, 2017

Vaginal Adhesive

When a woman's vaginal fluid becomes so old and corroded that it actually becomes an adhesive; losing it's lubrication aspect completely.
Usually existing in elderly women, but more often today in younger, due to excessive vaginal fissures, corrupting the fluid secreting glands.

1. Unfortunate Male: "Man, I knew I should of brought Lube, your grandmother's moldy gaping vagina was so dry and full of Vaginal Adhesive that it tore so much flesh from me that it looks like I have a canine penis."

2. Gangsta: "Yo momma is so old her vagina covers even the most erect, wet and juiciest of thick pulsating dick in a Vaginal Adhesive so powerful it tares it clean off and glues it inside her forever."

3. Unmoist Young Woman: "Doctor, every-time me and my boyfriend make love, afterwords his penis looks and feels as if it was sunburned, or suffering a painful rug burn. Sometimes a thin skin layer even peels off it!"

Doctor: "It sounds like you've developed the first stages of a Vaginal Adhesive. You could use more artificial lubrication to lessen the effects, but it would only be temporary and still contain a mild sticky, gooey sensation. The only permanent cure known, is sex with Chuck Norris.
His huge, highly advanced and penis and seminal glands are capable of permanently moistening and lubricating the dryest and stickiest of vaginal canals.
Paris Hilton was cured of her Vaginal Adhesive problems with this method, when her natural lubricating fluids were diminished from overuse, as well of multiple lacerations from thick turbo endowed black genitalia that didn't have time to heal between sessions.
All-though the Chuck Norris treatment is highly expensive, but it saved her 50,000 dollars a year on lube products."

Vaginal Adhesive by Liquid Pie February 25, 2009

adhesive 

adj.
1.Tending to adhere; sticky.
2.Gummed so as to adhere.
3.Tending to persist; difficult if not impossible to shake off: “He feels an adhesive dread, a sudden acquaintance with the . . . darker side of mankind” (George F. Will).
n.
1.A substance, such as paste or cement, that provides or promotes adhesion.

1.Gaby used an adhesive glue to shut Nat lips together so he'd shut the fuck up about the 'wet birds don't fly at night' theory in his own science physics experiments.

2.Adhesitology and Animal psycology have strong metaphorical links in this theory.

adhesive by Gdogs McC & Natablanca D January 13, 2006

Adhesive nose frisbee

(Booger)

Man, I have an adhesive nose frisbee that can hang the Mona Lisa.

Adhesive nose frisbee by Fergie in SP March 11, 2023

Digitally Adhesive 

NerdSpeak for 'sticky fingers', for those inclined to be kleptos

Don't leave you I-Phone, etc. unattended at public places, plenty of folk are digitally adhesive

Digitally Adhesive by AmboNec September 29, 2013

adhesives 

One bad motherf-
SHUT YO MOUTH!

*adhesives smirks.

adhesives by adhesives April 30, 2003