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Pirate slang for a noob.

Macie, you're such an abernacky

abernacky by wantsome December 7, 2006

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Abernathy Rule

The Abernathy Rule states that no matter what public event you attend (concert, movie, sporting event, etc.) there will be at least one idiot sitting around you who will ruin it by making noise, getting drunk, and/or just being an annoying jerk.

That drunk behind me didn't shut up the whole movie, the Abernathy Rule was in full effect.

Abernathy Rule by Sallie O'Malley May 13, 2008

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Abernathy

(v) a chaotic situation or freak accident

Juggling chainsaws is an abernathy waiting to happen

Abernathy by skweak February 4, 2008

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Abernathy

abernathy is a word you use when your not sure what to say or to replace another word

I abernathyed her till the sun came up. When she grabbed my abernathy I wasn't sure what to do.

Abernathy by J-bomber October 30, 2008

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Abernathy Rule

The Abernathy Rule states that no matter what public event you attend (concert, movie, sporting event) there will be at least one idiot sitting around you who will ruin it by making noise, getting drunk, and/or just being a dick.

That drunk asshole behind me didn't shut up the whole movie, the Abernathy Rule was in full effect.

Abernathy Rule by Sallie O'Malley May 11, 2008

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Mr Abernathy

An old man who steals people's shoes off the street and sells them for hundreds of dollars to other people

A mr Abernathy was on the act the other day

Mr Abernathy by clomy June 22, 2016

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Abernathy

Bitch. A huge bitch.

"Oh my god, have you seen that guy?"
"Yeah- He's such an Abernathy-"

Abernathy by King Buttfucker December 1, 2017

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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