Abernathy

Juggling chainsaws is an abernathy waiting to happen
by skweak February 04, 2008
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Abernathy

abernathy is a word you use when your not sure what to say or to replace another word
I abernathyed her till the sun came up. When she grabbed my abernathy I wasn't sure what to do.
by J-bomber October 30, 2008
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Abernathy

"Oh my god, have you seen that guy?"
"Yeah- He's such an Abernathy-"
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Abernathy Rule

The Abernathy Rule states that no matter what public event you attend (concert, movie, sporting event, etc.) there will be at least one idiot sitting around you who will ruin it by making noise, getting drunk, and/or just being an annoying jerk.
That drunk behind me didn't shut up the whole movie, the Abernathy Rule was in full effect.
by Sallie O'Malley May 13, 2008
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Abernathy Rule

The Abernathy Rule states that no matter what public event you attend (concert, movie, sporting event) there will be at least one idiot sitting around you who will ruin it by making noise, getting drunk, and/or just being a dick.
That drunk asshole behind me didn't shut up the whole movie, the Abernathy Rule was in full effect.
by Sallie O'Malley May 11, 2008
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Mr Abernathy

An old man who steals people's shoes off the street and sells them for hundreds of dollars to other people
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Abernathy

Wow you have an Abernathy principle
by Do you know de wae May 06, 2018
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