Abernathy

(v) a chaotic situation or freak accident

Juggling chainsaws is an abernathy waiting to happen

by skweak February 4, 2008

Abernathy

abernathy is a word you use when your not sure what to say or to replace another word

I abernathyed her till the sun came up. When she grabbed my abernathy I wasn't sure what to do.

by J-bomber October 30, 2008

Abernathy

Bitch. A huge bitch.

"Oh my god, have you seen that guy?"
"Yeah- He's such an Abernathy-"

by King Buttfucker December 1, 2017

Abernathy Rule

The Abernathy Rule states that no matter what public event you attend (concert, movie, sporting event, etc.) there will be at least one idiot sitting around you who will ruin it by making noise, getting drunk, and/or just being an annoying jerk.

That drunk behind me didn't shut up the whole movie, the Abernathy Rule was in full effect.

by Sallie O'Malley May 13, 2008

Abernathy Rule

The Abernathy Rule states that no matter what public event you attend (concert, movie, sporting event) there will be at least one idiot sitting around you who will ruin it by making noise, getting drunk, and/or just being a dick.

That drunk asshole behind me didn't shut up the whole movie, the Abernathy Rule was in full effect.

by Sallie O'Malley May 11, 2008

Mr Abernathy

An old man who steals people's shoes off the street and sells them for hundreds of dollars to other people

A mr Abernathy was on the act the other day

by clomy June 22, 2016

Abernathying

Making a frequent callback to an inside joke that people spread about heeding no worry to it’s origin.

Dude shut up, quit Abernathying

by chronicbrainaids July 7, 2025