Definitions by wantsome

abernacky

Pirate slang for a noob.

Macie, you're such an abernacky

abernacky by wantsome December 7, 2006

tampon

A new age bandage for extreme bleeding.

"I just cut my arm, it is bleeding very badly, do you have a spare tampon?"

tampon by wantsome August 12, 2004

muffin

The act of Muff Munchin; The female art of eating things with da cooch.

Kelly what you doin? Just muffin' this pop-tart

muffin by wantsome August 12, 2004

meat cigar 

meat cigars is my giant wang being puffed on by brian's mom

Brian: "Mom, what're you doing?"
His Mom: "MMmmmmMMormrbsbmdmmmm" (Can't hear her cause my meat cigar is in her mouf)

meat cigar by wantsome August 12, 2004