meat cigar

meat cigars is my giant wang being puffed on by brian's mom

Brian: "Mom, what're you doing?"
His Mom: "MMmmmmMMormrbsbmdmmmm" (Can't hear her cause my meat cigar is in her mouf)

by wantsome August 12, 2004

tampon

A new age bandage for extreme bleeding.

"I just cut my arm, it is bleeding very badly, do you have a spare tampon?"

by wantsome August 12, 2004

muffin

The act of Muff Munchin; The female art of eating things with da cooch.

Kelly what you doin? Just muffin' this pop-tart

by wantsome August 12, 2004

abernacky

Pirate slang for a noob.

Macie, you're such an abernacky

by wantsome December 06, 2006