aLincolnism 

Alincolnism is simply the opposite of Lincolnism. The prefix A means "without" or "not", so lincolnism is simply a lack of belief in Abraham Lincoln(s).

There are two kinds of alincolnism: strong (positive) alincolnism and weak (negative) alincolnism. The difference between these two is basically that a weak alincolnist doesn't believe in Abraham Lincoln, while a strong alincolnism believes in no Lincoln.

Weak alincolnism is essentially the same as abegnosticism. It states that since we have no proof of a Abraham Lincoln, we cannot know for sure that he existed. Strong alincolnism states that since we live in a scientific world where the existence of things is determined solely by their observability, we cannot assume anything unobservable to exist. Abraham Lincoln isn’t observable, therefore he doesn’t exist (cf. Occam’s Razor). This doesn't mean that an alincolnist wouldn't WANT to believe in Abraham Lincoln, it merely means that he has no REASON to believe in it/him.

Anyone who lacks a belief in Abraham Lincoln is an alincolnist. Remember, presidential claims require presidential evidence, and until presidential evidence is proposed, alincolnism is the default position.
That dog is an alincolnist. A new-born baby is an alincolnist. And you should be an alincolnist too.
Yo! Did you see the facebook page dedicated to alincolnism? Its super rad!

aLincolnism by aLincolnist April 2, 2013

Alincolnist 

A reasonable person who accepts the historical fact that Abraham Lincoln is nothing more than a figment of historical imagination. There is not a SHRED of his actual existence.

Because presidential claims require presidential evidence, and there is not a SHRED of evidence for Lincoln, I will remain an alincolnist

Alincolnist by aLincolnist April 2, 2013

Abe Lincoln 

When shaving your pubes you completely shave the area from the dick up and leave a little hair on your balls, therefore creating the look of Abe Lincoln.

When I showed her my Abe Lincoln she dropped her Gettysburg a dress.

Abe Lincoln by Barncat6969 December 17, 2016

The Abe Lincoln 

The Abe Lincoln is to shave your pubes and put them in a bag. Then keep the bag and, after ejaculating on a girls face, pour the bag on her face instantly giving her a beard.

Dude I just gave that bitch the Abe Lincoln

The Abe Lincoln by thawitefantastk March 7, 2007

Shaking Hands with Abe Lincoln 

Masturbation; spanking the monkey; shining the pope; pleasing the tall dude with the beard; playing 5 on 1, hanging out with Mary Palmer and her 5 sisters

When the professor asked the students if "there were any other terms for masturbation" to add to the list he had on the board during our human sexuality class, the class fell silent. Then, this grisly old dude in the back crowed out "shaking hands with Abe Lincoln". His addition shocked the entire class including the professor.

Shaking Hands with Abe Lincoln by R. Keefe November 30, 2005

abe lincoln 

When a girl in front of you is annoying you at the movie theater, you whip it out rub out a good one and shoot her in the back of the head, just like Abe Lincoln.

I went to Batman: The Dark Knight this chick wouldn't shut up so I gave her an Abe Lincoln.

abe lincoln by LouDAMan, TMAN October 16, 2008

JFK to Abe Lincoln 

When a fight of sorts goes from long distance to up close and personal.

1.) When a gun fight goes from long range to up close and personal.
2.) When an argument goes from shouting across a long distance to up close and personal.

Jacob: *Checks rifle scope* The scope is broken!
Adam: This is about to go from JFK to Abe Lincoln.

JFK to Abe Lincoln by JacobTehBaws June 27, 2014