Definitions by JacobTehBaws

Monster Diet 

When someone starts selling stuff too feed there drug habit. A minor monster diet may consist of selling ones own belongings but a real monster diet consists of selling not only ones own belongings but friends, families and any unfortunate fellow they can rob.

Ronnie: Yeah I can give you a 20-piece for that TV.
Charlie: This monster diet would starve me without you!.

Monster Diet by JacobTehBaws March 12, 2015

Browse Reddit 

Other then actually browsing reddit it means to go watch porn and masturbate.

"I'll talk to you later I got to.. go browse reddit.

Browse Reddit by JacobTehBaws September 1, 2014

JFK to Abe Lincoln 

When a fight of sorts goes from long distance to up close and personal.

1.) When a gun fight goes from long range to up close and personal.
2.) When an argument goes from shouting across a long distance to up close and personal.

Jacob: *Checks rifle scope* The scope is broken!
Adam: This is about to go from JFK to Abe Lincoln.

JFK to Abe Lincoln by JacobTehBaws June 27, 2014