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abattoir 

a slaughter house usually for cattle and sheep
1st guy:hey man wats that disgusting smell
2nd guy: its the abattoir
abattoir by kugthekugger March 5, 2009

Abattoir Blues

From the song by Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds, used to describe the depressed feeling you get about the modern world in general. An abattoir is a slaughterhouse, so the term, in a more in depth way, means you feel the world is lining itself up for slaughter, much like cows do at a slaughterhouse.
Man 1: Hey, are you all right? You've seemed kinda depressed lately.
Man 2: Oh, it's okay, I've just got a case of abattoir blues.
Abattoir Blues by Pocketflan May 25, 2009

Paisley Abattoir 

When you take your girlfriend to Paisley Abbey while she’s on her period and get her to empty her clot filled scants on to the altar, before mixing the detritus with oatmeal to make a hearty breakfast sausage.
As a special treat, the girls at the bingo have got together to make you a lovely Paisley Abattoir, HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!
Paisley Abattoir by Stegner June 20, 2023

Abattoirchy

Owners and Occupiers of *Killing Fields*, the Manor House Estate of the Globalized Slaughteconomy.

"They can kill because they can do anything. They can do anything because they can kill."

- Me, *JUST* *NOW* - NEW Orders World - New Ethical Orders World Order : Covid NEW Orders - Whakaorangia te ora katoa : Zoidiasosis : Save *Life* Itself.

“Self-preservation is the fundamental characteristic of all Life. Every person carries this characteristic within themselves. Only the command of Love permits of self-preservation by all.”

- - Ernst Frankenstein (1881-1959) – German/Jewish lawyer, philosopher & international jurist – father of Natural Ethics – as Frank E Warner in ‘Future of Man’ (London 1944)
For many years the *Family* over-saw the *Killing Fields* and F*cktories of Slaughtereligious* Zombieconomic counter-human f*ckwitterway as the PRiestocratic & Deacensian* Abattoirchy, and kiss goodbye to Mother Nature, their own Life Support.
Abattoirchy by PartisanZ May 2, 2023
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