Macca is a golf nonce.
by Stegner June 05, 2023
The stinky bridge between the rectal cavity and the labia, colloquially named as “tisny the arse, tisny the fanny”
by Stegner April 11, 2025
A Scottish variation on the Bloody Mary, where the vodka is substituted with whisky, and the tomato juice is substituted with the period blood of an Ibizan stripper.
by Stegner February 18, 2024
A Scottish variation of a Bloody Mary, traditionally served to a young man at his bachelor party. The recipe follows a similar them to the Bloody Mary, but the vodka is replaced with Scotch, and the tomato juice is replaced with the period blood of a fat stripper. Serve with ice and a slice.
by Stegner February 02, 2024
Phrase coined by local media in Renfrewshire to describe the as yet unsolved sex crimes against young men in the ‘Spam Valley’ area of Foxbar, Paisley. It is believed the spam ripper is responsible for the clandestine bumming of 19
Men, several of whom say he never called them afterwards.
Men, several of whom say he never called them afterwards.
Hey! Have you ever noticed that Hilly looks identical to the police artists image of the Spam ripper?
by Stegner April 11, 2025
When you take your girlfriend to Paisley Abbey while she’s on her period and get her to empty her clot filled scants on to the altar, before mixing the detritus with oatmeal to make a hearty breakfast sausage.
As a special treat, the girls at the bingo have got together to make you a lovely Paisley Abattoir, HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!
by Stegner June 20, 2023
A gentleman who gargles a frothy mix of spunk & period blood to clear his sinuses, when blocked in the Balearic Islands
by Stegner March 13, 2024