A Scottish variation on the Bloody Mary, where the vodka is substituted with whisky, and the tomato juice is substituted with the period blood of an Ibizan stripper.
by Stegner February 18, 2024
A Scottish variation of a Bloody Mary, traditionally served to a young man at his bachelor party. The recipe follows a similar them to the Bloody Mary, but the vodka is replaced with Scotch, and the tomato juice is replaced with the period blood of a fat stripper. Serve with ice and a slice.
by Stegner February 02, 2024
A gentleman who gargles a frothy mix of spunk & period blood to clear his sinuses, when blocked in the Balearic Islands
by Stegner March 13, 2024
When you take your girlfriend to Paisley Abbey while she’s on her period and get her to empty her clot filled scants on to the altar, before mixing the detritus with oatmeal to make a hearty breakfast sausage.
As a special treat, the girls at the bingo have got together to make you a lovely Paisley Abattoir, HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!
by Stegner June 20, 2023
Macca is a golf nonce.
by Stegner June 05, 2023
A colloquial Scots term, describing the unexpected penetration of a friend’s anus with a poorly lubricated banana.
by Stegner December 13, 2020