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It's a beautiful, powerful, smart soul traveling the galaxies looking for the next life to bless with it's presence.
She's so kind and loving caring and smart ,perfect in every way..
She must have the aalms soul.
aalms by Mommy4000 September 4, 2021
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You have reached extreme levels of boredom, please stop using the internet and do something else productive.
I'm so bored I wrote aallsskkddjjffhhggqqppwwooeeiirruuttyyzzmmxxnnccvvbb.
A person who generally seems like a loner at first but when you get to know them, they will blow your mind. They usually tend to make jokes or snarky comments about their close friends, but their friends know that it is just a joke. These people are generally great to be around and will be a good friend to you.
" Wow! Aalisha is very funny!'' said Bob.
aalisha by Kunamatatopuss#1 June 27, 2017
Sure has been through a lot of horse shit
Person: Aalmin did you do the algebra homework

Aalmin:No
Aalyssa is a fucking beautiful girl. She has the most weird but amazing personality She has weird but funny quirks She is the most sexy girl you will ever meet in your life time. She has an amazing body and just perfect inner-thighs
Me: Aalyssa is a fucking beauty.

You: Who's Aalyssa?

Me: You fucking don't know who she is? She is the most beautiful woman on Earth!
Aalyssa by SmeariestMocha9 May 26, 2020

azlmsxkndcjbfvhgqwertyuiop 

When the final stage of boredom comes to mind by typing the last two lines of the letters and then across the top. Nothing can now cure your boredom by typing this.
Mom: “Sweetie you look bored.”
Johnny: “I am what do I do!”
Mom: “Just type azlmsxkndcjbfvhgqwertyuiop into your computer.”
–noun (used with a singular or plural verb)
Money, food, or other donations given to the poor or needy; anything given as charity: The hands of the beggars were outstretched for alms.
-pl.n. Money or goods given as charity to the poor.
- Not found in the Old Testament, but repeatedly in the New.
A devout man . . . which gave much alms to the people.
Alms by MsCtrl January 24, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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