8 definitions by SmeariestMocha9

Purple Penis

Oh yes, a purple penis is a penis that a dwarf leprechaun has. He will chase you down and whack you in the face with his dick. He will jizz cum all over you and with his Cheeto dust pubic hairs.

Me: Oh shit, there is a Purple Penis!

You: Oh fuck, RUN!

Dwarf leprechaun: Hehe, I eat shitttt.

by SmeariestMocha9 May 24, 2020

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21 Dump Street

A movie featuring Johnny Depp and Amber Heard.

Jerry - Have you seen 21 Dump Street yet?
Joe - Not yet!

by SmeariestMocha9 April 30, 2022

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Lesbiancore

A term relating to the musical genre of girl in red

Friend: Did you hear girl in red’s new album?

Me: Nah man, I don’t listen to Lesbiancore.

by SmeariestMocha9 March 26, 2021

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Zitler

Adolf Hitler with zits. Adolf Zitler.

Germany - Hagel Fuhrér Zitler!

by SmeariestMocha9 November 18, 2019

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licking Doorknobs is illegal on other planets

When you lick doorknobs that are illegal on other planets, this was featured on the "One Crab's Trash" Episode on the American Cartoon Series Spongebob Squarepants by Stephen Hillenburg.

SpongeBob SquarePants - "Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets"

by SmeariestMocha9 October 30, 2019

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