SmeariestMocha9's definitions

Purple Penis

Oh yes, a purple penis is a penis that a dwarf leprechaun has. He will chase you down and whack you in the face with his dick. He will jizz cum all over you and with his Cheeto dust pubic hairs.

Me: Oh shit, there is a Purple Penis!

You: Oh fuck, RUN!

Dwarf leprechaun: Hehe, I eat shitttt.

by SmeariestMocha9 May 23, 2020

licking Doorknobs is illegal on other planets

When you lick doorknobs that are illegal on other planets, this was featured on the "One Crab's Trash" Episode on the American Cartoon Series Spongebob Squarepants by Stephen Hillenburg.

SpongeBob SquarePants - "Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets"

by SmeariestMocha9 October 29, 2019

Lesbiancore

A term relating to the musical genre of girl in red

Friend: Did you hear girl in red’s new album?

Me: Nah man, I don’t listen to Lesbiancore.

by SmeariestMocha9 March 25, 2021

21 Dump Street

A movie featuring Johnny Depp and Amber Heard.

Jerry - Have you seen 21 Dump Street yet?
Joe - Not yet!

by SmeariestMocha9 April 30, 2022

Nibbruh

He is your Nigga and your Bruh He is your Nibbruh

You - Hey, Nibbruh!

Your Nibbruh - Yo, Nibbruh!

by SmeariestMocha9 November 17, 2019

Aalyssa

Aalyssa is a fucking beautiful girl. She has the most weird but amazing personality She has weird but funny quirks She is the most sexy girl you will ever meet in your life time. She has an amazing body and just perfect inner-thighs

Me: Aalyssa is a fucking beauty.

You: Who's Aalyssa?

Me: You fucking don't know who she is? She is the most beautiful woman on Earth!

by SmeariestMocha9 May 26, 2020

Zitler

Adolf Hitler with zits. Adolf Zitler.

Germany - Hagel Fuhrér Zitler!

by SmeariestMocha9 November 17, 2019