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iamawesome.com
IAmAwesome.com declares "it's true." This is useful in at least a couple of ways. First way is proving to someone that you've told that you're awesome and they need proof. Or to prove to someone that's awesome, that they are indeed awesome. You can send them to that web address where they can see it in writing. It's playful and fun. We shouldn't need proof to feel awesome. But for those skeptics out there, there is written proof. Just accept it as fact and move on.
Me: You are so awesome!
Awesome skeptic: Yeah right. Whatever.
Me: I can prove it.
Awesome skeptic: Then prove it.
Me: Go to IAmAwesome.com
Awesome skeptic: "It says , 'it's true'."
Me: I told you so.
Awesome skeptic: touche it looks like I am awesome.
Awesome skeptic: Yeah right. Whatever.
Me: I can prove it.
Awesome skeptic: Then prove it.
Me: Go to IAmAwesome.com
Awesome skeptic: "It says , 'it's true'."
Me: I told you so.
Awesome skeptic: touche it looks like I am awesome.
iamawesome.com by MsCtrl January 14, 2021
Dragonlord
From the move Merlin: Dragonlord is a term given to a warlock who possess a very rare ability - they are able to talk to, tame and kill dragons, along with being able to control Wyvern, the animal-like distant cousins of dragons. According to the Old Religion, dragonlords are brothers to dragons through a connection of the soul. The powers of a dragonlord are passed on from father to son when the father dies, but dragonlords only know if they have truly inherited the power when they face their first dragon.
"You are the last dragonlord now. You alone carry the ancient gift. Deep within yourself you must find the voice that you and Kilgharrah both share. For your soul and his are brothers. When you speak to him as kin, he must obey your will."
―Balinor's voice speaking to Merlinsrc
―Balinor's voice speaking to Merlinsrc
Dragonlord by MsCtrl August 2, 2011
KY Jelly
K-Y Jelly is a water-based, water-soluble personal lubricant produced by Johnson & Johnson. The initials "K-Y" are not known to represent any words — they were described by their originator as "arbitrary letters" — but are retained for their brand-identity. K-Y Jelly uses glycerin and hydroxyethyl cellulose as the lubricant. K-Y Jelly does not contain a spermicide.
My girlfriend has to quit having sex after about 15 minutes because her vagina starts to dry up, and it hurts her. So I used some KY Jelly to add moisture.
Getting Fucked
1. To have sexual intercourse.
2. To be take advantage of, betray, or cheat; victimize.
3. To make a mistake; bungle something.
2. To be take advantage of, betray, or cheat; victimize.
3. To make a mistake; bungle something.
I paid too much, I'm getting fucked on this deal. (victimized)
I'm going out tonight, I hope to be getting fucked later. (sexual)
I'm going out tonight, I hope to be getting fucked later. (sexual)
Getting Fucked by MsCtrl February 18, 2009
i-dozer
A computer program that uses brain waves to simulate the sensations of various drugs. It's not intended to feel like the actual drug but to stimulate the brain to release the natural chemicals that make you feel good (like dopamine). Best if used with headphones, just relax and close your eyes. It is intended to suggest to your mind to release the chemicals that make you feel good. But you have to be willing to let it do that. At most, it can only do to you, what you expect it to do.