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–noun (used with a singular or plural verb)
Money, food, or other donations given to the poor or needy; anything given as charity: The hands of the beggars were outstretched for alms.
-pl.n. Money or goods given as charity to the poor.
- Not found in the Old Testament, but repeatedly in the New.
A devout man . . . which gave much alms to the people.
Alms by MsCtrl January 24, 2009
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Money, food, or other donations given to the poor or needy; anything given as charity.
The hands of the beggars were outstretched for alms.
Alms by MsCtrl February 19, 2009
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Common misspelling of the work 'almost'
guy 1 - AND I ALMSOT HAD YOU!!!!

guy 2 - wow stop singing bowling for soup, and lrn2spil.
Almsot by foofighter December 19, 2008
It's an achronym, often used in online convorsations, meaning one of two things:

1. "A Ludacrisly Mega Super Orgasmatastic Thing"

2. "A Large Marmaladeded Sexually Orgasmed Tit-disease"

Two is the lesser used version.
"Man! That drawing's is such serious almsot it should be illegal!"

or

"Your stuck at work? That is worse than getting almsot!"
almsot by TheNosebleedAvenger December 15, 2008
A cute little bunny rabbit that lives in IRC
Aww, isnt Almsy cute?
Almsy by Quote Master General March 30, 2005

almström 

A sexy person WHO has the Look and everyone loves! But the world are sometimes against them!
Im so happy for Almström.
almström by Mister dollar December 11, 2016

social almsing 

Social Almsing is a Mutualistic Symbiotic relationship between social networks and charity (alms). That literally means: "two organisms of different species exist in a relationship in which each individual benefits from the activity of the other".
Magnificent Things website promotes social almsing.
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