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–noun (used with a singular or plural verb)
Money, food, or other donations given to the poor or needy; anything given as charity: The hands of the beggars were outstretched for alms.
-pl.n. Money or goods given as charity to the poor.
- Not found in the Old Testament, but repeatedly in the New.
A devout man . . . which gave much alms to the people.
Alms by MsCtrl January 24, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
Money, food, or other donations given to the poor or needy; anything given as charity.
The hands of the beggars were outstretched for alms.
Alms by MsCtrl February 19, 2009
Related Words
Common misspelling of the work 'almost'




guy 1 - AND I ALMSOT HAD YOU!!!!

guy 2 - wow stop singing bowling for soup, and lrn2spil.
Almsot by foofighter December 19, 2008
It's an achronym, often used in online convorsations, meaning one of two things:

1. "A Ludacrisly Mega Super Orgasmatastic Thing"

2. "A Large Marmaladeded Sexually Orgasmed Tit-disease"

Two is the lesser used version.
"Man! That drawing's is such serious almsot it should be illegal!"

or

"Your stuck at work? That is worse than getting almsot!"
almsot by TheNosebleedAvenger December 15, 2008
A cute little bunny rabbit that lives in IRC
Aww, isnt Almsy cute?
Almsy by Quote Master General March 30, 2005

almström 

A sexy person WHO has the Look and everyone loves! But the world are sometimes against them!
Im so happy for Almström.
almström by Mister dollar December 11, 2016

social almsing 

Social Almsing is a Mutualistic Symbiotic relationship between social networks and charity (alms). That literally means: "two organisms of different species exist in a relationship in which each individual benefits from the activity of the other".
Magnificent Things website promotes social almsing.
More from Urban Dictionary
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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