a. johnson
a. johnson by Ator July 16, 2008
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Pulling a Johnson
Pulling a Johnson is a video game term for completing a multiplayer matchmaking game without earning a single kill against the opposing team.
Players that pull a Johnson help their team in absolutely no way. They only ensure defeat for the team, merciless mockery and a cloud of shame for pulling a Johnson.
Players that pull a Johnson help their team in absolutely no way. They only ensure defeat for the team, merciless mockery and a cloud of shame for pulling a Johnson.
Pulling a Johnson by TurtleMoney April 10, 2021
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Hum A Johnson
"I hum far too much johnson for my own good."
"I have an idea, how about you hum a johnson!"
"I'm gonna go tame that ass."
"I hooked up with a bitch last night."
"Did she hum your johnson?"
"Naw she gave me that gum job cus she had no teef."
"I have an idea, how about you hum a johnson!"
"I'm gonna go tame that ass."
"I hooked up with a bitch last night."
"Did she hum your johnson?"
"Naw she gave me that gum job cus she had no teef."
Hum A Johnson by POISON DART August 25, 2008
Pulling a Scott Johnson
1) The act of having to go poop on a plane.
2) The act of going to taco bell, ordering 6 tacos, and then eating them in the parking lot before going home......add a Brian Ibbott for more fun (order 1 bean burrito)
2) The act of going to taco bell, ordering 6 tacos, and then eating them in the parking lot before going home......add a Brian Ibbott for more fun (order 1 bean burrito)
Pulling a Scott Johnson by ryansox October 28, 2012
taking a mike johnson
Depositing fecal matter into a fecal matter cleanup and removal system, such as a toilet, where you would shat upon the toilet bowl, flushing into the shit drainage system.
"FUCK, I NEED TO GO TAKE A MIKE JOHNSON REALLY BAD. SHIT, I JUST TOOK A SHIT IN MY PANTS. taking a mike johnson"
"I just took a KILLER mike johnson. taking a mike johnson."
"I just took a KILLER mike johnson. taking a mike johnson."
taking a mike johnson by MikeJohnson November 1, 2013
To pull a Dr.Johnson
To start working on an assignment or a project on the last moment possible, and to submit it without re-checking.
This phrase refers to a habit of Samuel Johnson (a.k.a Dr. Johnson), an English writer (1709-1784), who was known for submitting his work for publication without checking the work
This phrase refers to a habit of Samuel Johnson (a.k.a Dr. Johnson), an English writer (1709-1784), who was known for submitting his work for publication without checking the work
A: OMG, you actually managed to finish the assignment before the deadline this time, even though you told me you started on it just yesterday!!
B: Hehe. Yeah man, I pulled a Dr.Johnson!
This action is called "to pull a Dr.Johnson"
B: Hehe. Yeah man, I pulled a Dr.Johnson!
This action is called "to pull a Dr.Johnson"
To pull a Dr.Johnson by craylulu.ki December 30, 2014
pulling a Ms Johnson
pulling a Ms Johnson by Ms Johnsons Favourite April 25, 2020
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