Definitions by TurtleMoney

Pulling a Johnson 

Pulling a Johnson is a video game term for completing a multiplayer matchmaking game without earning a single kill against the opposing team.

Players that pull a Johnson help their team in absolutely no way. They only ensure defeat for the team, merciless mockery and a cloud of shame for pulling a Johnson.

Damn it Clint you died 20 times and got no kills. Great job pulling a Johnson!

Pulling a Johnson by TurtleMoney April 10, 2021

GOB 

Stands for Good one Benny. GOB is a friend that says something wildly unfunny while convinced it is actually funny.

Someone tells you an horrible joke. Simply reply with “GOB”

GOB by TurtleMoney November 25, 2020