When a guy ejaculates on a womans face
Hey did you give her an a. johnson?
by Ator February 2, 2006
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A gay sexual act when two men rub there penises (or Johnson's) together.
Guy 1:I heard Chad and Arthur were doing the Johnson & Johnson last night

Guy 2: What a bunch of queers
by TheAverageStudent December 27, 2011
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1) a company
2) two bigs dicks
3) two long dongs
johnson and johnson makes medicine

there are two falus hence there is johnson and johnson
by john really brown December 7, 2006
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When you and your girl shower together, and she agrees to go down on you in exchange for you washing her hair while she's down there.
My girlfriend and I were showering and I asked her if she'd give me head. She said not unless it was a Johnson and Johnson.
by DJ Power Up! January 19, 2010
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The act of losing dis dick or your testicles
Ah shit i just crushed my nuts against my bike’s seat. I think i just got johnsoned.
by Dis Dick_12 October 28, 2020
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When a filmmaker kills a franchise and refuses to accept criticism.
Man, they really johnsoned the last star wars film didn't they?
by One21jiggawatts September 17, 2018
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