a witch's tit 

Said to be extremely cold.

Wife: what's the temperature like outside, dear?

Husband: why I say it's colder than a witch's tit out here, yessuh

a witch's tit by benjaminblanco April 18, 2021

colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra 

Meaning it's freezing outside.

Damn it's cold out here!
Yeah, it's colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra!

colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra by RichKid91 August 3, 2008

flat as a witch's tit 

Flat taste-less beer or lager

Ugh, is this the best beer you have? its as flat as a witch's tit

flat as a witch's tit by Justine Lowndes September 20, 2006

Flatter than a witch's tit

Adjective. Extremely flat. A witch is traditionally considered not to be the model of fertility and, as such to be less than buxom.

Norfolk is a very windy county but that is not surprising -it is flatter than a witch's tit.
I turned the key but, having left the radio on all night the battery was as flat as a witch's tit.

Flatter than a witch's tit by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005

As dry as A witch's tit 

Referring to something extremely dry.

The Sahara dessert is as dry as A witch's tit

As dry as A witch's tit by rock musika September 3, 2021

Hot As A Witch's Tit

1) When it's so hot outside, you practically melt.

2) An expression one says when it's too freaking hot out.

Shaneequah: L'Shundra! I walked outside earlier, and guhh. It wuz hot as a witch's tit!

Charles: Holy French Toast! It's hot as a witch's tit out here, Reginald!

Hot As A Witch's Tit by Rikki Tikki July 24, 2011

colder than a witch's tits 

witch's were once imagined as old hags with wrinkly skin and icy blood. ha! So the phrase "...colder than a witch's tits..." was used during very cold weather. When someone who still thinks this way came into a warm house or room, often, the phrase would come to mind.

Ol' Harry came into the cabin wrapped up in almost everything he had. The blizzard was just reaching it's peak. He said shiveringly, "DDDDamn! It's ccccolder than a witch's tits out thththere!"

colder than a witch's tits by Cold luvin' Pacific islander August 10, 2006