A watermelon

Hard on the outside; sweet and soft on the inside.

"I've known her for years, and believe me, she comes off like a tough girl , but she's really a watermelon!"

by talk2me-JCH2 June 18, 2017

A watermelon

When you can’t piss after having sex or masturbating because your penis is erect.

“Hold on hoe, i’m taking a piss. You’ve gotta give me a minute, I got a watermelon.”

by HogeyHogan January 25, 2019

I carried a watermelon

I can believe I actually said that...so uncool

As per "Dirty Dancing" upon meeting a gorgeous man for the first time and the first thing you say to him is "i carried a watermelon"

by caroline mcc July 14, 2006

I carried a watermelon.

From Jennifer Grey's character, Baby in Dirty Dancing when she was talking to Patrick Swayze's character, Johnny and holding a watermelon. Used when you're talking to someone you like and say something completely embarrassing.

Crush: Hey, what's going on?
You (holding watermelon): I carried a watermelon!

by droppingeaves August 16, 2005

Monkey driving a watermelon

A monkey driving a watermelon train to some song called “Cadillac.”The video is so epic that it makes me not pay attention in Spanish class.

people spam the video of a monkey driving a watermelon on discord.

by V4LK February 10, 2021

shaving a watermelon

An euphemism of going home.

Jack was shaving a watermelon.

by bonelesspizza October 22, 2016

IQ of a watermelon

OCTAVIA MCKENZIE

"Bro did you see octavia today?"
"Brutha she has the IQ of a watermelon"
(Implying she is retarded)

by ChUnkEy KAUrrY March 12, 2020