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A watermelon 

When you can’t piss after having sex or masturbating because your penis is erect.
“Hold on hoe, i’m taking a piss. You’ve gotta give me a minute, I got a watermelon.”
A watermelon by HogeyHogan January 25, 2019

I carried a watermelon 

I can believe I actually said that...so uncool
As per "Dirty Dancing" upon meeting a gorgeous man for the first time and the first thing you say to him is "i carried a watermelon"

I carried a watermelon. 

From Jennifer Grey's character, Baby in Dirty Dancing when she was talking to Patrick Swayze's character, Johnny and holding a watermelon. Used when you're talking to someone you like and say something completely embarrassing.
Crush: Hey, what's going on?
You (holding watermelon): I carried a watermelon!

Monkey driving a watermelon 

A monkey driving a watermelon train to some song called “Cadillac.”The video is so epic that it makes me not pay attention in Spanish class.
people spam the video of a monkey driving a watermelon on discord.
Monkey driving a watermelon by V4LK February 10, 2021

shaving a watermelon 

IQ of a watermelon 

"Bro did you see octavia today?"
"Brutha she has the IQ of a watermelon"
(Implying she is retarded)
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briefcake 

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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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