A Turner

Getting so drunk you piss yourself through your pants and move on without a second thought.

Holy shit!! She just pissed all over the floor. That’s such A Turner

by Jtjkwmmfmfm August 16, 2024

Pulling A Turner

Pulling a Turner, is the act or process of going through with something for a long period of time, then suddenly going against it or changing your opinion on it to a negative one.

Present tense: Pulling a Turner
Future tense: I will Pull a Turner
Past tense: I Pulled a Turner

"My girlfriend has been an ass lately, I don't want to resort to Pulling A Turner.

"Pulling A Turner is for pussies."

by ShoddyVariety November 2, 2019

Drop a turner

To fart over a video or audio call.

“Dude, did you just drop a turner?”
“Nah, I just dropped my phone, I swear!”

by Sillyrock October 15, 2025

A Kate Turner

A Kate Turner is when at school during sports day, someone will participate in the egg and spoon race, but during the egg and spoon race the participant will place their thumb on the egg to keep it secure on the spoon performing a Kate Turner therefore possibly winning and cheating, DO NOT perform a Kate Turner

" Today at school we had sports day, during the egg and spoon race Mark did a Kate Turner and he won!"

by donkeh28 April 14, 2020

A Matt Turner

A Matt Turner is a wild creature, most commonly found in the plaugelands in World of Warcraft, they are known for their kind nature, and mental age proportionate to a 5 year old imp. They are regualary found to be infatuated with gorgon serpents, and can easily sniff out their scent. However, it's important to note that they are not completely harmless, as they can unleash their special move called a 'Turner', this steals items from user's inventorys, which can be highly annoying.

C'mon guys! Let's go catch A Matt Turner

Aright, just let me get my gorgon serpent.

by WOWN3RD4LYFF August 3, 2011

A Kenny Turner

The act of masterbating while inserting foreign objects into your anus.

Guy 1: What did you do last night?
Guy 2: I gave myself a Kenny Turner.
Guy 1: how did that work out for you.
Guy 2: It was great till I got a G.I. Joe stuck in there.

by Stumbles Von Kruatwagon October 18, 2015

Happier than a opossum in a turned over trash can.

Super excited. Exuberant.

When April saw Josh's meaty German Sausage, she was happier than a opossum in a turned over trash can.

by AprilsBoyToy September 22, 2011