Kirby

Wears her hair in a pony tail all the time, is fat, is a bitch, and pretends to be depressed. She moved here from another city, but no one knows where and she wont say. Always involved in drama. Can't live without her glasses. A total drama queen who will overreact to anything. A unsuccessful teacher's pet.

"Did you hear what happened during 3rd period?"
"No, what?"
"Kirby got hit in the face because she slapped Luke!"
"I bet that bitch is gonna cry and play the victim card.

by ShoddyVariety October 26, 2020

Alissa

Alissa is a Bitch. She walks around with a tiny purse that can barely fit a bottle of nail polish. Alissas are usually found hanging out with her group of "Bad Bitches" Alissas are also riddled with Acne and are failing every class except for reading.

Jasmine: "Look at that skank Alissa, I wouldn't be surprised if she started whoring.

by ShoddyVariety March 26, 2020

Pulling A Turner

Pulling a Turner, is the act or process of going through with something for a long period of time, then suddenly going against it or changing your opinion on it to a negative one.

Present tense: Pulling a Turner
Future tense: I will Pull a Turner
Past tense: I Pulled a Turner

"My girlfriend has been an ass lately, I don't want to resort to Pulling A Turner.

"Pulling A Turner is for pussies."

by ShoddyVariety November 03, 2019

Collin

Obnoxiously british name. Might also find some kids in the western united states with this name. Very feminine but still insists that he is straight and "One of the boys" He is a douchebag and gets no bitches. Moves to a differently school and town not long after arriving because he is a social outcast.

Wow look at that dude! He keeps striking out with women.

Must be Collin.

by ShoddyVariety June 18, 2022

Shit Mist

That wet air that hits your ass when you flush the toilet while still sitting on it.

"Man I just took a dump. That shit mist felt weird as fuck."

by ShoddyVariety November 03, 2019

Rule 505

Rule 505 is a rule of the internet that states, "If something exists, it has been or will be politicized"

"Dude did you hear that people are trying to claim coffee has something to do with the climate change debate?"
"What? Rule 505 moment."

by ShoddyVariety June 23, 2021

Meat Shop

Meat Shop is a slang term for a prison cell that is shared by two very horny people who engage in sexual acts regularly. Butcher Shop and Meat Shop are interchangable.

"Have you seen the cell next to mine? Its a total Meat Shop. I can hear them going at it every night."

by ShoddyVariety October 26, 2020