A Tommo

Tapping off your friend, putting the least to for things, asking for money when you already have it.

Boy 1 - Can I lend £1
Boy 2 - No way, you're a Tommo

by Azeem Rafiq December 14, 2009

A Tomm

Used to describe a big haired scruffy person who gets very stroppy when things do not go his way.

E.G. A lecturer telling A Tomm that the work STILL is not correct despite A Tomm having amended it several times previously.

Also, in some small pockets of suburbia an alcoholic teenager with smelly hair

by Bob Hughes June 27, 2007

Doing a Thommo

1. To single-handedly consume an entire buffet intended for around 60-100 people.

2. The act of forwarding unverified news videos of questionable origin to a Whatsapp group chat, often accompanied by a poorly written caption

Hide the Scotch Eggs. Dave has already punched the bride in the face and now he's doing a Thommo.

by Slamdog Millionaire January 8, 2020

A dirty Tommaso

When you gift a sample of your fecal matter to a female partner for them to coat a sexual masturbation aide with such matter before sucking it clean.

Oh Chloe is into really kinky stuff in the bedroom, do you think she’ll let me give her a dirty Tommaso.

by Jonny Sims May 7, 2020

tomboy with a dick and no boobs

Effectively a male with two x chromosomes.

Ritcherd strawmann - hey bro I wanna fuck a tomboy with a dick and no boobs, is that gay?
Gaven thinliyvailemioppuinun - biologically it's not gay, however in every other conceivable way it definitely is.
Ritcherd strawmann - k

by STABBINGMYEYESOUTWITHASPOON December 20, 2022

Engage in a mild amount of tomfoolery

Child abduction

"me an the boys will engage in a mild amount of tomfoolery"
Stated seconds before kidnapping and murdering 5 children

by TheRandomGuy_BD January 2, 2022

a mild amount of tomfoolery

to commit a serious crime

,,we do a mild amount of tomfoolery‘‘ said before Himmler signed the papers for the Holocaust

by YockeyTomfooler January 10, 2024