A ranger

The shorten form of anal ranger. Often said in public when using the phrase anal ranger would be crass. An anal ranger is a person that has a preference for anal sex over other forms of sexual intercourse.

When my friend forgets to take her birth control, she often becomes an A ranger in order to prevent pregnancy.

by Aedes aegypti November 4, 2009

Pullin a Ranger

When you hit your dog with a lightsaber

Poor Spot got Pullin a Ranger

by Pulling a Danny April 1, 2023

A ringer

"The ringer" is the person you follow who is going fast on the highway.

Fuck yeah... we got ourselves a ringer, follow them

by Spennyk315 July 7, 2018

Got his tit caught in a ringer

When you find yourself in a tricky or difficult situation, especially as a result of your arrogance.

Donald Trump isn't going to be able to pay off his $300 million loan because he didn't make any money on his project. He really he got his tit caught in a ringer.

by Northeastern Smarty Pants January 27, 2021

A double ringer

A poop that goes around the toilet two times.

"Yo jon i just did a double ringer"

"Whoa no shit!"

by wiggywig November 19, 2011

tits in a (the) ringer

To be so angry that it almost hurts. As you would be if your teats actually being caught in the ringers of an old washing machine.

Also a state of anger that keeps getting worse. Much like the pain would if the teats & ringer could not be disengaged.

Not the same as "panties in a bunch." This should used for times when the person is merely annoyed.

You did what? I'll bet that put her tits in a (the) ringer.
Then her teats went in the ringer and I had to bail.

by johnelmo August 26, 2009

A Filthy Ranker

Why, you don't know the Filthy Ranker? She has 4000 other names, too. She is a ghost of the court who will suck you off during trial. This generally concludes in a guilty plea and a guilty please.

"I'm not guilty! I didn't beat that man with a crowbar fourty-three times before biting his feet and dipping them in acid. Acid to take for myself, that is. But it doesn't matter, it didn't happen! It was A Filthy Ranker!"

by MorrowMorrow November 10, 2021