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single as a pringle 

Not in a relationship
He is single as a pringle

Single as a Pringle day 

This a holiday made for single ppl only and it’s gonna be celebrated the day after Valentine’s Day feb 15th

Single as a Pringle 

Now, most think it is simply a lazy ryme, but it's much more deep than that. Being "single like a Pringle" means you don't want to be single. Everyone is ment to be together, or at least in groups, and your alone. No one loves you. Hell, who the fuck would buy a can of Pringles if it only had one Pringle? Wich means your destiny is to be thrown away and eaten by rodents or a homeless person. Your pathetic and worthless. No one will ever want you. Ever. No one would even blink if you died you discusting Pringle.
Girl 1:"lol I'm as single as a Pringle"

Girl 2:"Haha what does that even mean Pringles come in packs"

Girl 2:"I am extremely suicidal."

Single as a pringle 

They are dating and single. They are the pringle that is the hardest one to get at the bottom of the can, unless you turn the can upside down.
I'm as Single as a Pringle.

Single As A Pringle. 

The title says it all, each chip on a pringle is singular. In a sense this means that the person is single and depressed.
Single As A Pringle. by wowieee September 19, 2022