drip pan

Used to collect sperm that is exerted out of the urethra, so it doesn’t fall on the floor

Mom where did you put my drip pan? I need to jerk off

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 29, 2018

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Sip me like sprite

A phrase used by a turned on women, often during sex

Sip me like sprite brad!

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 29, 2018

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When there’s to many bagels to sell so they’re given out for free and everyone gets bagel fever

Farmer: I wouldn’t go to Bagel Town son, the have the bagel fever because of the Bagel Boom

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 29, 2018

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When you are so desperately horny you have to ejaculate.

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When a person grows hair all over their body, including entire face, making them look like a billy goat.

Jimmy is really been looking like a billy goat latley

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 29, 2018

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When a vibrator explodes inside a woman’s vagina

Mom: Honey, what was that noise?!
Daughter: Oh, nothing, just some Not So Good Vibrations

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 29, 2018

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When you decide to stay with someone for a week, get there account information and social security card, then leave them with nothing

I pulled off a week long stand last week, on my way to Hawaii now

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 29, 2018

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