Bagel Pick-Me-Up

When you out a bagel around your dick and the bagel picks up the sperm that is excerpted out of your urethra.

Mom: What is this Johnny
Johnny: That’s my Bagel Pick-Me-Up, it happens when I can’t keep my pants up

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

Die Soft

The opposite of die hard usually getting suffocated by a pillow

Don’t commit Die Soft with that pillow!

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb January 19, 2019

Meth Shed

A third party location where Meth is made, and stored, so it can not be traced to you

John: Hey man, you got the stuff right?
Joe: Yea, let me run out to the Meth Shed real quick!

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

Rubbish Rubbers

Bad condoms; condoms that do not work and allow sperm to enter the vagina

Thoes rubbish rubbers didn’t work. We still need up having her

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

Shadowed

When you like a girl yet she has feelings for another man, and you wil just love in his shadow

I am getting shadowed. I think I might just quit

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

Midnight Encroachment

When a child walks in on their parents having sex

When Bobby walked in on his parents having sex, it was classified as a Midnight Encroachment

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

Sword fight

When two males pull out there penis’ and hit one another.

We were up all night, but i won the sword fight!

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018