35 definitions by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb

Bad condoms; condoms that do not work and allow sperm to enter the vagina

Thoes rubbish rubbers didn’t work. We still need up having her

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

When you and your mate decide to have a party in just your underwear

My wife and I had a panty party last night, very exciting

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

When a vibrator explodes inside a woman’s vagina

Mom: Honey, what was that noise?!
Daughter: Oh, nothing, just some Not So Good Vibrations

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

When you like a girl yet she has feelings for another man, and you wil just love in his shadow

I am getting shadowed. I think I might just quit

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

Being normal. Not a fag or a retard, just normal.

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

When you are going through with an action and you stop in the act, and quit. The feeling that god is with you and that you are doing the wrong thing.

I was waxing my wife then I was god struck, I decided to go out for ic cream

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

Used to collect sperm that is exerted out of the urethra, so it doesn’t fall on the floor

Mom where did you put my drip pan? I need to jerk off

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 29, 2018