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You totally have a lance going on to today ellie oj
LANCEY!
a lance by BIG LOZ February 11, 2008

pulling a lance 

Pulling a Lance is when you clearly have a job and money but still refuse to pay your own bills especially when it comes to dining at a restaurant and end up having your parents pay for you.
Lance: Hey Dad, let's go out to lunch!

Dad: OK, I'll meet you at noon.

(Lunch is served and the bill comes.)
Lance:.....
Dad: I suppose you are pulling a Lance today.
Lance: You know me too well, Dad!
pulling a lance by Biznatch99 February 7, 2014

Pulling a Lance 

The act of doing something so umbelivably dickish that people can't believe someone would do it.
Guy 1: *has sex with his bestfriends girlfriend*
Best friend: HOW COULD YOU GO PULLING A LANCE ON ME
Pulling a Lance by #Hipster May 15, 2017

Pull a Lance 

To attend more than one punk show in a night
There's so many cool bands playing tonight, I just can't choose. Might have to pull a Lance
Pull a Lance by D123Z January 21, 2021

Pulling a Lance Stephenson 

To blow into someone's ear
Brooklyn Nets veteran Kevin Garnett's "trash-talking" was taken to another level by blowing In David West's ear, pulling a Lance Stephenson.
Pulling a Lance Stephenson by gordin December 28, 2014

pulling a Lance 

Stop pulling a Lance, I'm not buying you Oblivion!