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The act in which an individual pulls a lance, see "Pulling a Lance."
That dumbass is such a lance, he always acts like a lance.
by agentbeezy and eminem November 10, 2009
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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You totally have a lance going on to today ellie oj
by BIG LOZ January 22, 2008
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