A kerry is someone who is particularly large or overweight in their size. Male or female, they can be a kerry. This word originated in England, West Midlands in 2014.
A Kerry is a guy best friend who you can do cute couple stuff with and have no feelings. Literally the sweetest guy who will make your heart happy but doesn't want a relationship. Never is there a thought of sexual actions or intent. Just a guy who you can tell anything and will actually listen. Kerry is someone who you will never forget and never leave. He's extremely loyal and is always happy for your accomplishments. Every girl needs a Kerry. 💗
When someone is Lurking in a state of perversion to make people think that they are not here/there (Mostly IRC) when infact they are drooling at their screens.
Then come out from no where and say the most random obscene phrase imanginable such as: "ngr" masking nigger, or "cunt".
People that DO A KERRIE are often on peoples dicks, and they cant say shit without them, the odd ocasion they are not DOING A KERRIE they are on someones dick trying to slate someone and still get merked.
Most Commonly found in teenage girls and middle-aged men.
n00b1: "Hey where's n00b3"?!?
n00b2: "Oh he's here somewhere, just DOING A KERRIE!"
n00b3 *droolz*
going to ALL the shows your favorite bands perform within a two hour driving range. inspired by Kerri Castellano, who you've probably seenpush/crowdsurf past you at a show if you live in the NYC/NJ area.
Girl #1: hey, so you going to see Cute Is What We Aim For on Sunday in Anaheim?
Girl #2: hell yeah! actually, my friend and i are pulling a kerri and going to see them on Wednesday in Azusa and Thursday again in San Diego!
Girl #1: daaaaaamn! you lucky bitches!
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.