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A Josh is someone who continuously lies about something thinking the other person doesn't know.
#1 Yeah he was being A Josh and kept the lying to me.
#2 Person 1: Did he tell you? Person 2: No He was being A Josh and lied to me.
A Josh by Mario's_Kingdom June 6, 2020
Words you can keep
The act when one does something extremely retarted.
the bird pulled a josh when he flew into the window!
A josh by cuddlebear5450 July 4, 2012

A Josh Eckerle 

(N)- A person who looks 40 years old with 2 jobs but is really a high schooler with 2 jobs.

(V)- To forget to get a haircut
"Aye that dude looks 40 years old"

"No man that's a josh Eckerle he's 17"
A Josh Eckerle by 61savage February 25, 2017

A Josh Parker

A Josh Parker is a slang Bristolian word to define a poor lower class background, with ginger hair as oily as the wickes own brand oil based paint. The "Josh Parker" seeks protection from other affiliated peasants who can be bullied instead like the choosing of a hunted bison. He often seeks approval for his actions as he cannot sense between the right or the wrong due to the lack of brain power and function ability .
Harold: I do believe that small "Josh Parker" is going to become a real retard one day.

Henrietta: I think so to Jeremy.

Harold: Don't be "A Josh Parker" Henrietta!

A Josh Morton 

A Josh will seem nice at first but when they get close to you, when you least expect it, he’ll stab you in the back. If you think the Josh you know is a Josh Morton then you should be aware a common trait of a Josh Morton is being sexually attracted to dogs.
Guy1: I met a new friend, his names josh.
Guy2: Makesure he’s not a Josh Morton
A Josh Morton by Eminem-Head August 22, 2020

A Josh McD 

When you Dont Stay Where You should
Friend: hey bro you styaing tonight

josh: Nah, I Dont Wonna im gunna be A Josh McD
A Josh McD by Jacob Riwaka May 27, 2008

a josh-poole 

The moment on a night out when you start to grow a bigger nose to enjoy MSG
Wow, I really feel a josh-poole coming on!
a josh-poole by qweef2023 September 19, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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