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A Hans
1. (Noun) Big ass dick
2. (Verb) To sleep early
3. (Verb) To say "Getting pissed?"
4. (Adj.) Being paranoid about your own Xbox 360
2. (Verb) To sleep early
3. (Verb) To say "Getting pissed?"
4. (Adj.) Being paranoid about your own Xbox 360
1. Where is (A) Hans big ass dick?
2. "Are you gonna pull a Hans and sleep early?"
3. "Wow getting pissed"
4. "I gotta rest my 360 like a Hans would."
2. "Are you gonna pull a Hans and sleep early?"
3. "Wow getting pissed"
4. "I gotta rest my 360 like a Hans would."
A Hans by Anthony Rodriguez January 18, 2008
Related Words
Pulling a Hans
Pretending to be gay to get closer to women who will want to convert you and to screen out the crazies.
Pulling a Hans by videoman23 March 18, 2009
pull a hans
Waking up one morning after a wild night of excessive boozing in completely unfamiliar surroundings.
*Sigh* "No more gin for me, wouldn't want to pull a hans..."
- "I got so wasted the other night, I woke up the next day and I was in Shropshire?!!!11"
- "Dude... You totally pulled a hans!"
"Where the f*ck am I?"
- "I got so wasted the other night, I woke up the next day and I was in Shropshire?!!!11"
- "Dude... You totally pulled a hans!"
"Where the f*ck am I?"
pull a hans by thisisntmybed January 22, 2008
Hans Oluf on a weekend
this old saying was used to describe a person that uses his 12 year old sister to buy alcohol when he cant
''Yo, little sister I know you are 12 years old, sus edition, but can you buy alcohol for me?'', I am a Hans Oluf on a weekend.
Hans Oluf on a weekend by Øsku dølgur September 17, 2021
Pull a Hansel
To go out and run up a tab, and mysteriously misplace/lose your wallet and make a friend cover your bill with promises of future payment
Friend 1."Hey the bill just arrived where did Jimmy go?"
Friend 2."Did He just pull a Hansel?"
Friend 1." He totally did!"
Friend 2."Did He just pull a Hansel?"
Friend 1." He totally did!"
Pull a Hansel by DallasP From the 3 January 5, 2009
Pulled a Chris Hansen
When, after learning the person you are chatting with is a predator, you proclaim that you are Chris Hansen, from To Catch A Predator, in an attempt to drive them away.
Other Terms: Pulling A Chris Hansen
Other Terms: Pulling A Chris Hansen
<bigD!CK21>: Hey, I'm 21/m/new york. How old are you?
<littlecutie9>: 15/f/new york. You do know I'm not legal right?
<bigD!CK21>: It's okay. I'm totally okay with that.
<littlecutie9>: Hello. I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline. Now, can you tell me what you were planning to do tonight?
~<bigD!CK21> has logged off~
Marissa: Hey, remember that college guy I told you I was chatting with?
Ricky: Yeah. How'd that go?
Marissa: Yesterday he asked me what I was wearing and if I was legal. So I Pulled a Chris Hansen and laughed when he logged off.
<littlecutie9>: 15/f/new york. You do know I'm not legal right?
<bigD!CK21>: It's okay. I'm totally okay with that.
<littlecutie9>: Hello. I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline. Now, can you tell me what you were planning to do tonight?
~<bigD!CK21> has logged off~
Marissa: Hey, remember that college guy I told you I was chatting with?
Ricky: Yeah. How'd that go?
Marissa: Yesterday he asked me what I was wearing and if I was legal. So I Pulled a Chris Hansen and laughed when he logged off.
Pulled a Chris Hansen by RedRaine November 16, 2009
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