H.A.N.S.

Short for Hollywood Action Ninja Star. One who has finally seen the coming of the four horsemen of the Apocalypse and can honeslty convince the world that everything is fine.

"Dude! A third of the crew called in sick, half got deported and the building is on fire!"
H.A.N.S. *smiles* and says: "Everything is fine."

H.A.N.S. by Em-Dee July 17, 2006

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H.A.N.S.

"Hollywood Action Ninja Star"

A term given to an individual that has achieved the Epitome of BadAss-ness.
Upon receiving this honor it becomes the individuals new name that those who are not as BadAss as the H.A.N.S. must call them by.

Steve: "Dude that guy just killed 93 ninjas, 24 pirates and balanced his checkbook!"

Bob: "Yeah, and he was drinking Dragon's blood from a can too."

Steve: "He is now our village's H.A.N.S.

H.A.N.S. by Jerm the H.A.N. September 8, 2008

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H.A.N.S.

Steve: "Dude that guy just killed 93 ninjas, 24 pirates and balanced his checkbook!"

Bob: "Yeah, and he was drinking Dragon's blood from a can too."

Steve: "He is now our village's H.A.N.S.

H.A.N.S. by Jerm the H.A.N. September 8, 2008

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Hating Ass Nigga Syndrome (H.A.N.S)

When you (or another) cant help but to hate on another nigga(s)

It is frowned upon to have H.A.N.S behind a menace's back, but is viewed as okay so long as the person suffering from H.A.N.S is willing to admit to the menace how they are feeling

Person 1:bro he got to go to the concert last night Im frfr jealous and pissed that he gets to do that
Person 2:You must have Hating Ass Nigga Syndrome (H.A.N.S), stop that shit bro or go tell him. Stop being a pussy.

Hating Ass Nigga Syndrome (H.A.N.S) by MoistyboyX February 19, 2022