a goober

tall cute italian who likes to think that he is semi-fluent in spanish and, at times, uses it in a "ghetto" dialect. goobers are notorious for their need to be taken care of by their swipers. Many are known to be execssive movie "buffs" and are, suprisingly, romantics at heart.
Did that dude really just hit that tree?....yah, he's definitely a goober. I sure hope he has a swiper to take care of him!
by DaSwiper January 16, 2011
mugGet the a goobermug.

gooberment

political systems with their heads in the sand and/or not to be trusted. Slang term for Government being Gooberment.
by Phreeradical January 2, 2012
mugGet the goobermentmug.

Goober

by Drayden.mp4 March 13, 2021
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goober

someone who is an utter fool but somehow you’re in love with everything about them
by Chrissizzle November 15, 2021
mugGet the goobermug.

Goober

noun, a term of affection for a lovable, silly, lighthearted person. Always easy to poke fun at without actually meaning harm.
Person 1: Daisy is such a goober.
Person 2: But that is why we all love her.
by Goobcity January 18, 2015
mugGet the Goobermug.

Goobered

Holy shit I'm fucking Goobered man...
by Phil Miller October 9, 2006
mugGet the Gooberedmug.

Goober

by Aaharmon December 6, 2017
mugGet the Goobermug.

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