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A party or function where everyone is valid to pull up no matter who you are, but you need to BYOB and BYOW if you want to get fucked up.
Yo this girl just sent me the addy to a free uptown, she said it’s valid, we out?
A free by MrClean69 October 28, 2020

a free loader 

Someone who takes advantage of friends by consuming their alcohol, drugs, food, or anything desirable without contributing anything.

A person who uses up all your drugs and alcohol and then leaves.
After I passed out, John smoked all the goods left in the jar!

Response:
Yeah, he is a free loader, get used to it.
a free loader by venusdmoola October 20, 2010

a free country 

Concept championed by low IQ individuals, who want to do what they want to do.
She would refuse to wear a mask, spit in the face of the cashier, open the ice cream carton and lick the contents before putting it back, urinate in all the lemonade bottles, carry her gun where'n'when-the-hell she chose, drive 200 miles an hour through the red lights while schoolkids were crossing, and use the salt shaker on your table for target practice, because this is a free country.

a free loader 

a free loader is just a very endearing term some people use to tell someone i 'care very deeply' about you :)
mango. chubby bunny. my pookie wookie. your a free loader, i love you

A Free China 

“A Free China” refers to a Mandarin and Cantonese speaking country The Republic of China called Taiwan. Taiwan is not a part of China, is its own country. Taiwan the democratic republic government and China the communist dictatorship government. Taiwan is 94% 100 free since the United States is 84% 100 in 2025 by Freedom House.
I have went to a free China. Since there is China and Taiwan, the communist China and the Free Democratic China. Since Xi Jinping became dictator of China since 2009, and dictator for life.
A Free China by The Red China August 20, 2025

And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more 

What you say at the end of a lame story, or during an awkward silence. Can be used instead of "and then I found 20 dollars" or "and that's why you never milk an ostrich"
Alana: So... I was walking yesterday, and I saw a llama. He looked at me, and then he fell asleep. So I went home because I was tired. And then I went to sleep. When I woke up it was 7:00 so I went to school

Amy:...

Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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