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He's a patriots fan 

A douchebag that loves Tom Brady so much they just can't stop talkin about him like there butt buddies.

" wow did you see that guy just diss his girl"

"Let it go man he's a patriots fan"

Someone who completely ignores statistics to believe Brady is the best in the league.

Someone who will argue his opinion until your ears bleed completely disregarding the facts.
I was talking to this guy about football and all he said was Tom Brady this and Tom Brady's the best ... He didn't even want to talk game .. So lame

Yea he's a patriots fan alright only seeing one thing Tom Brady's ass instead of an intelligent woman who can talk nfl!
He's a patriots fan by Catpain January 13, 2014

stick your dick in a fan

Doing something that will do you absolutely no good. Synonymous with piss in the wind
Why would you go to the ATM, you don't have any money. You might as well stick your dick in a fan.

snatch a fan 

What you say when you are ridiculously exhausted and want to get some sleep.
"Dude, I'm so tired. I'm gonna go snatch a fan."
snatch a fan by breaksy May 15, 2010

System of a Down Fan 

It's Simple...a System of a Down Fan likes System of a Down. Liking the music doesn't make them a fag, although i will agree that a few fools will make idiots of themselves by not respecting the opinions of others and degrading any other music.
System of a Down Fan #1: I like SOAD, they have meaningful lyrics.
SOAD disliker: Meh, they're not my favorite.
SOAD Fan #1: Alright, it's you're opinion.
SOAD Fan #2: u idiot douchebag!!!SOAD ownz all.

If you can't guess, the 2nd fan is the fag.
System of a Down Fan by T-Bag Tyler September 7, 2007

System of a Down fan 

A lot of people are saying that we're all stupid and believe anything the band says ("Wake up! Grab a brush and put on a little make up! Hide the scars to fade away the shake up! Why'd you leave the keys upon the table? Here you go create another fable!") BUT! A true SOADfan:

-Uses proper spelling/grammar.
-Is open-minded to other people and their music.
-MIGHT call a person an "ignorant, mainstream music shithead" only if the person says something along the lines of, "System of a Down? I hate them. They're nothing but pointless screaming." ← That is ammo for arsenal.
-Fairly up-to-date on current politics/world affairs/news.
-Can have a debate, not an argument.
-Possibly registered on the site SOADfans.com.
-Does not shove ideas and beliefs down others throats.

All others who claim to be fans but don't abide by these qualifiers are probably just posing assholes who want to seem smart. Don't get the two confused.
Person: So what else do you listen to?
SOADfan: System of a Down.
Person: Ew, I hate them!
SOADfan: Why?
Person: They just scream about shit!
System of a Down fan: Right. Because singing about genocide and getting no recognition of said genocide is shit. Gotcha.
Person: Oh...that's what they were screaming about?
SOADfan: I'll leave you to do some homework ;)
System of a Down fan by Dika August 10, 2008

system of a down fan 

a person who has never heard real music before. if you dislike system of a down, the fan would say you are 1. "too stupid to understand the lyrics" 2. "a mainstream simple plan-loving shithead." (all the while not realizing system of a down IS mainstream music)
system of a down fans love to bitch about how horrible america is. bitch, bitch, bitch. system of a down is pretty much just an emo band for people who are into politics, or who just hate america in general. (and this is coming from a liberal)
system of a down fan by a genius February 4, 2006
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