A Cuban
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A Cuban Missile
It's like scissoring for lesbians but with a man and woman. While in the scissor position the man aligns his anus with the woman's vaginal opening and proceeds to excrete a firm fecal log inside said woman's venereal cavity.
Variant: Same as above but with the misfortune of unexpected diarrhea. Known throughout Europe as "The French Mistake".
Used in a sentence: Dr.! How the hell are we going to get that Cuban Missile out of Hilary?
*WARNING* Probable felony if recipient is passed out or otherwise unconscious.
Variant: Same as above but with the misfortune of unexpected diarrhea. Known throughout Europe as "The French Mistake".
Used in a sentence: Dr.! How the hell are we going to get that Cuban Missile out of Hilary?
*WARNING* Probable felony if recipient is passed out or otherwise unconscious.
A Cuban Missile by Ramsey Dikken December 6, 2013
Related Words
A Cuban • A Cuban Missile • A Cuban Missile Crisis • .9.A Cuban Dies November 10th, 2010 & Dominicans Move In November 10th, 2009.9. • .9.A Cuban Dies November Tenth, Two Thousand And Ten And Dominicans Move In November Tenth, Two Thousand And Nine.9. • cutting a cuban • Pulling a Cuban • Smoking a Cuban • Hellstrom Is A Cuban Vosostros Name • smoke you like a cuban cigar
A Cuban Missile Crisis
When an individual leads his cohorts to believe that his penis is massive in size, although, in actuality, it resembles an enlarged clitoris. The cohorts usually end up feeling sexually threatened.
Person 1: "Hey, did you hear that Jim's dick is 8 and a half inches long?"
Person 2: "No, that's just a Cuban Missile Crisis, his ex-girlfriend told me."
Person 2: "No, that's just a Cuban Missile Crisis, his ex-girlfriend told me."
A Cuban Missile Crisis by ProtoZone March 28, 2011
cutting a cuban
It's like cutting a cigar, but Cutting a Cuban is a one wiper upon completion
Bro I was just in the bathroom and I was Cutting a Cuban. One wipe and goodnight dude!
Bro I was just in the bathroom and I was Cutting a Cuban. One wipe and goodnight dude!
cutting a cuban by Brosephguay February 22, 2018
smoke you like a cuban cigar
A process where one individual would do serious damage to another. Then, said individual states, "Man, i will smoke you like a cuban cigar!"
After one person, would be "pwned", the person who administered the "pwnage" would state that he smoked the "pwned" individual like a cuban cigar
smoke you like a cuban cigar by snoop a loop June 30, 2005
Smoking a Cuban
Oral stimulation of the penis coupled with the use of both hands.
Origin: Laura's demonstration on how to smoke a Cuban cigar.
Origin: Laura's demonstration on how to smoke a Cuban cigar.
"Have you had your Cuban smoked lately?"
"Hey darlin'! Smoke my Cuban"
"If you'll be smoking a Cuban tonight, I'll let you watch Corri"
"Hey darlin'! Smoke my Cuban"
"If you'll be smoking a Cuban tonight, I'll let you watch Corri"
Smoking a Cuban by Richard Tesh July 16, 2008
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Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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