A Cuban Missile

It's like scissoring for lesbians but with a man and woman. While in the scissor position the man aligns his anus with the woman's vaginal opening and proceeds to excrete a firm fecal log inside said woman's venereal cavity.

Variant: Same as above but with the misfortune of unexpected diarrhea. Known throughout Europe as "The French Mistake".

Used in a sentence: Dr.! How the hell are we going to get that Cuban Missile out of Hilary?

*WARNING* Probable felony if recipient is passed out or otherwise unconscious.

A Cuban Missile

by Ramsey Dikken December 7, 2013

Cuban Missile

when you’re of Latino decent with and above average dick 6+ and you give some girl the long pipe

I gave my gf the Cuban Missile kattt

by NADEXE boaaa October 6, 2018

Cuban Missile Crisis

when you realize the hot Latina you're about to fuck may in fact have a dick

i had to deal with a cuban missile crisis after we left the bar and sofia got a hard on.

by Porkrhind December 22, 2016

Cuban Missile Crisis

When one gets very hard at a poor time

When I saw Ms. Johnson's cleavage it was a Cuban Missile Crisis.

by ytreffaL naneiK April 29, 2015

Cuban Missile Crisis

When you want to have a circle jerk, but you only have two participants. Tensions mount as the two males face each other and begin to masturbate, waiting to see who will shoot first. Bonus points are awarded if one of them has a cigar.

I was bored the other day, so I asked my roommate if he was up for a game of Cuban Missile Crisis.

by Kmac46 December 2, 2006

Cuban missile crisis

The sudden and extreme need to defecate brought on by the nicotine in a strong cigar. This is an instantaneous and unavoidable date with the porcelain throne.

Darrin suddenly jumped up and yelled "Cuban Missile Crisis" as he raced for the bathroom.

by Herfmaster March 22, 2013

Cuban Missile

When you fart while taking a shit, thus enhancing the propulsion of the shit.

Tom: "Where's Harry"
Paul: "Doing a Cuban missile"

by lampreyjaws March 11, 2014