A Chelsea 

A person who is a chameleon and can be your very best friend in the world. This person is so good they will practically become you. All your likes, dislikes, music tastes, books everything you do they will do to mirror you and trick you into believing imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Once they get a new person to emulate they will turn everyone against you and behave as though it was you being the bad guy all along. This type of person is two-faced a liar and money hungry. Typically they learned it from their parent who is also the exact same way. A real slimy lizard. A Chamelon/A Chelsea is not to be trusted.

"Omg he/she is such a Chelsea do not trust her/him"

A Chelsea by Theresa Delgado December 9, 2017

Pulling a Chelsea

1. When you knock something over, break something, and/or hurt yourself out of pure clumsiness.
2. When you obsess over the grammar of a piece of writing so much that you don't pay attention to the content itself.
3. When you mishear a word someone says, thinking they said something dirty.

1. "Shit, I spilled my drink and now my computer's soaked. I totally just pulled a Chelsea."
2. "Sorry, I'll read your email in a minute - I'm pulling a Chelsea right now. I just need to print it out and highlight all of the grammatical errors first."
3. "Did that news anchor say 'penis' or am I just pulling a Chelsea?"

Pulling a Chelsea by Cornelius P. Smear III June 12, 2020

Pulling a Chelsea

When you work retail and your coworker tries to steal the customer you have been working with.

Sales Associate 1: I'm so heated right now
Sales Associate 2: What's wrong dude?
Sales Associate 1: I went back to pull product for a customer and I see Jack walk up to my customer . He was pulling a Chelsea!
Sales Associate 2: It's a good thing you stopped him dead in his tracks.
Sales Associate 1: No kidding!

Pulling a Chelsea by J_Rod0125 August 6, 2016

Hit a Chelsea fan day 

On the 21st of May every year, you can hit a Chelsea Football Club fan and they cannot do anything about it.
This day is special for Manchester United fans, as it is an anniversary of John Terry's slip in the 2008 UCL Final.

Person A - It's May 21st! [Time for Hit a Chelsea Fan Day]!
Chelsea fan, waking up - fuck

Hit a Chelsea fan day by Arsenal's Own January 3, 2023

pulling a chelsea

cheating on someone

"your girlfriend is pulling a chelsea on you"

pulling a chelsea by chelseaisgay June 27, 2008

It's a Chelsea thing 

Being racist

Bill went to an away game and chanted racial slurs at players, it's a Chelsea thing.

It's a Chelsea thing by 1997HondaCivic March 19, 2021

Not a racist Chelsea fan 

Rival fans and bent people will claim they don't exist. In reality there is an abundance of them but are hidden from the public eye due to the racist fans.

Rival fan: Its a Chelsea fan they are probably racist
Non bent and non rival fan: No, its probably not a racist Chelsea fan

Not a racist Chelsea fan by Not a racist Chelsea fan February 19, 2021