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Definitions by 1997HondaCivic

It's a Chelsea thing 

Being racist
Bill went to an away game and chanted racial slurs at players, it's a Chelsea thing.
A word so abhorrently bad, that your Twitter account gets instantly banned just saying it.
Me, an innocent twitter user: *types Memphis*
Twitter: "R E A L S H I T ? ?"
Memphis by 1997HondaCivic March 14, 2021

Brexit Ball 

Tactic on football:
Going beyond parking the bus, Brexit ball is the act of putting most, if not all players in the box to block shots and intercept passes.
Popularised by Sean Dyche's Burnley side, the tactic is shunned by the football world alike for its boring nature.
Despite the fact that Chelsea had 96% possession, and 47 shots, Dyche's Brexit Ball kept the ball away from the keeper
Brexit Ball by 1997HondaCivic January 17, 2021

flag wanker 

Someone on social media who parade's their country's flag, and is overly bias towards their country and ignorant of anything outside of said country.

Flag wankers often vote for parties like UKIP and the EDL, and get their news from outlets like The Daily Mail and The S*n.
Tommy is a flag wanker on Twitter, he also has 12 kids, drinks Stella Artois and beats his wife after a night at the local.
flag wanker by 1997HondaCivic January 2, 2021

truth seeker 

A euphemism for someone who doesn't understand science and believes conspiracy theories spread on Facebook
Brian at work calls himself a 'truth seeker' - he also thinks that the world is flat and that vaccines cause autism.
truth seeker by 1997HondaCivic December 8, 2020
5G is the next iteration of cellular connection. Where 4G runs at below 6Ghz, 5G has a range between 6-90Ghz.

Even though it's perfectly safe, it hasn't stopped Facebook mom's from crying wolf, calling 5G 'ionizing' (even though 5G is over 300,000 times weaker than the lowest ionizing frequency). The idiocy of these people falls right in line with anti-vaxxers and flat earthers. They just really want to feel spechul.

These absolute fucking morons have gone so far as to set cellular masts on fire, not knowing that these masts are also used for phone calls, good luck calling an ambulance boys.
Person 1: "My new phone has 5g"

Karen: "Do yoU KnOw tHat 5G cAuSeS CanCeR???"
5G by 1997HondaCivic May 8, 2020