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A salad : a limp, useless lie used by anyone who wants to be socially acceptable.
Oh my god! You're such a salad!
A Salad by Tmsidak October 19, 2016

A Salad Train 

Four or more fine male gent struggling with there sexuality come up with challenge called A Salad Train. The men get down on all fours in train with there heads facing the gent in fronts anus. The designated driver says choo choo and the other gents inserts there tongues in the other gents anuses to form a salad train . Once the train starts choo choo ing whichever gent gets an erection from the salad tossing might help them in there voyage of discovery
I did a salad train express last night
A Salad Train by Pink pages 2018 September 29, 2018

Salad is a salad 

A phrase I use to repeat when my calico cat, Salad, does something out of the ordinary such as not coming back home for 8 days.
Salad is a salad....Salad is a salad.
Salad is a salad by boooba153 April 15, 2022

have a salad 

(v) To calm or sober down. Used in context to deescalate a situation, to ease an upset person, or to get someone to shut up.
"No, no, no, man, it's alright. Take it easy, man, take it easy. Have a salad."
have a salad by Supastar October 8, 2005

TOSS A SALAD 

to lick someone's asshole
'that bitch had her salad tossed'
TOSS A SALAD by XANADUTN January 21, 2005

balls in a salad shooter 

Same expression as balls in a vice-grip
I have been given the opportunity to go out with a cheerleader, but my girlfriend found out, looks like they really have my balls in a salad shooter.
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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