A salad : a limp, useless lie used by anyone who wants to be socially acceptable.
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Yob, in the south we call people salads who are young and partake in criminal activity
Did you hear about that Mikey who got caught stealing a car?

Yes, what a little salad he is
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(n) A game where you take object like a crushed pop can or a hacky sack, and you kick the object through the legs of another participant. The other players then yell "Salade" (pronounced "sal-lad" ) and kick the person until they reach "home" which can be a tree or a door or a wall, etc.

(Originally an East Toronto game from the mid 1980's, which is still played today. Usually is banned by the school after a student breaks their arm, leg, gets a collapsed lung, etc.)
by MoebiusStrip February 27, 2005
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The act of getting salad

To go prepare a salad

To have a fun salad adventure
Evelyn and Ella love salad so much, they made salading a daily thing at the cafeteria.

"Hey Ella! I'm so hungry! Lettuce go salading!" Said Evelyn.

"Oh my green gosh! Totally! I want some salad so bad right now!" Ella exclaimed.
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A fun fast paced rock band based in canada
the salads wrote that song "today is your lucky day" and several other fun lighthearted songs
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A salad is a term to define an attractive looking female that looks as if she is worth having sexual intercourse with.
Shes a fucken' salad mate, I'd go her no questions asked.
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(n) A game played during recess invented by children in a Markham, Ontario Canada elementary school in the late 1980's.
An old soda pop can is kicked amongst the participants. If it goes between your legs, the other children are free to kick and beat on you until you run to a designated "safe" spot.
Here's and old can! Let's play some salade!
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