Term given to people who try and get their name added to Urban Dictionary and/or Wikipedia, by simply creating a new term and then adding completely bogus information to make themselves look cool.
CainAble (While editing for Urban Dictionary): Accept. Accept. WTF, that doesn't even make sense, Reject! Accept. LMAO thats a good one, accept that one! OMFG! Why do these people insist on trying to get their names into U.D.?! Fucking nobodies! REJECT!
Dude: Hey, did you hear that Dan tried to get his name into Wikipedia and was rejected. LMAO!
Bro: What a fucking dumbass! Doesn't he know that they would have rejected that.
Dude: No, he is just a nobody!
laura- *does nothing
teacher- "why aren't your doing your work, laura?"
laura- "because it's national nobody gives a fuck day , and i don't give a fuck what you give me."
teacher- "okay me neither. i'm out bitches"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.