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A white guy with a out of control curly fro.
I saw this guy the other day- his hair was out of control! he was such a mike.
a mike by Lola January 1, 2004
Words you can keep
A guy who has sex with anything with boobs
YOU WERE WITH HER?!?! thats such a mike thing to do! (literally)
a mike by salem April 24, 2003
when you shoot a basketball and it go's under the hoop while hitting the net
Wow Jim. You pulled a mike.
a mike by will February 12, 2003

A Mike Rice

Leaving a shitty condom in the bathtub for your sister to find.
I just totally fucked Becki and pulled a Mike Rice, I can't wait to hear her reaction!!
A Mike Rice by Peanut21904 December 28, 2016

did a mike 

When you are playing a GB match and you are confused of which team you should go on you look at the scoreboard to see what the other team have done which results in you picking the correct team.
Player 1 : I thought you were going to pick the wrong team there.
Player 2 : Naa, I did a Mike.
did a mike by James Bwoii July 12, 2010

pulled a mike 

mike became famous in the Age of Conquerors world through never being able to find his last resources on every map.

it happened to him so often, that people started using "i pulled a mike" for the instant understanding of their team mates.

to "pull a mike" means to not find some resources (usually sheep, often a boar as well)
BuZZ_TheViper: srry guys, i pulled a mike...
_Ares_: 11
BuZZ_sletten: 11
_Ares_: fakken mike...
BuZZ_sletten: np, i stole from mine, i send you
pulled a mike by ipulledamike April 22, 2011

Pulling a Mike 

In a given situation, "pulling a Mike" is when you assess and evaluate all options, figure out the best possible course of action, and then proceed to do the exact opposite. In short, this is to make the most dumbfoundly awful decision that one can make at any given point. A "Mike's" natural habitat is in any matter involving women, sex, copious amounts of alcohol, or some awkward combination of all three. Nearly always, disappointment ensues.
Phil: Man, did you hear about Mike pulling a Mike the other day at my place?
Noah: Yeah, didn't he drink himself into a stupor and projectile vomit all over your room or something?
Phil: He did, and he was also somehow butt-ass naked too. And that's terrible.
Pulling a Mike by Phil95 October 26, 2014
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