a term used to describe some sort of clumsy act of stupidity such as: falling, randomly just collapsing, tripping, not getting a joke within a certain time period
She is the most petty person you will meet in your life, she is nice on the low-low, has a-lot of hoes and claims 2 of her last ex(s). People recently called her laylay or queen lay, but now people just call her Queen of Petty or Petty ass hoe, she is really common in saying smd or smp, which she has none, cough cough fish, Iโm jp. She is not fishy that is this other girl call *er**h*. Miss you laylay and hope u had fun reading this (sad) (smd) , Petty ass hoe. ๐๐๐ฏ
Girl: Yo have you seen Malaya?
Me: Thatโs my Petty Friend she Petty asf ๐. Thatโs A Petty Malaya
Girl: Fr she seems nice.
Me: Nah she petty she be keeping stuff and say smd her shrimp like wtf.
An expression used to refer to an individual's plan or intention to drop from the radar, fly low and simply disappear and not be found.
Carl had reached is breaking point. Between his recent divorce, the constant calls from debt collectors and his asswipe boss constantly riding him about his performance, he decided it was time to get On A Flight From Malaysia. He hasn't been heard from since.