A kruck is a person that continues to reference famous and historic individuals that made contributions to a specific field. Furthermore, said people making reference make constant errors when trying to become or quote their "master".
John: Dude, I just learnt about this new guy... Friedrich Nitzche
David: Omg John, you dickweed, it's ACTUALLY Friedrich Nietzsche! The man who created pasta with his hands.
John: Are you fucked? I swear David, you're such a kruck.
David: Omg John, you dickweed, it's ACTUALLY Friedrich Nietzsche! The man who created pasta with his hands.
John: Are you fucked? I swear David, you're such a kruck.
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