a john 

john is a term for a male or female that is a dull, pathetic, unfunny, sad person, he tries and tries, he wishes he had a girlfriend, he wishes he was smart, he wishes he was funny, he wishes he was happy, but he's just not smart enough to know how to do it.

1) jack we're trying to have fun, don't be such a john
2) god, you're a john
3) yeah shes such a john

a john by YourTypicalNerd May 18, 2019

A John Mount 

The act of walking into a friends house with the sole intent of dropping a nasty smelly dump in their bathroom and feeling no pity.

Ex: Yo bro i just pulled a John mount at toms house dont go in there.

A John Mount by smashndash69 October 12, 2012

A John McAfee 

A John Mcafee is crypto currency slang for when a specific crypto currency coin is targeted with misleading and fake news to drive it’s price up or down. The act is often used to artificially inflate or deflate market prices to benefit the purpotrator (the ‘John Mcafee’ benefactor).

The act of ‘pumping’ and/or ‘dumping’ the coin price is then denied and lied about by the perpetrator in order to cover up the immoral act.

The acts of changing the price via fake news or unqualified opinions followed by backtracking, lying and covering up are collectively referred to as committing a John Mcafee.

The term is named after internet security guru John Mcafee who has a cult following in the crytocurrency space. Often his opinions cause huge movement in coin prices simply down to coming from him and are often contradictory and based on non-existent evidence.

The term then expanded over time to incorporate cover up and lying about the act after numerous examples of this happening.

The term is now primarily used more widely to highlight a lie or fake news report that has negatively impacted something followed by denials and rebuttals.

Vamps, what happen to the price of XVG coin?
Tell me about it, it was John Mcafee’d!
- The coin price was destroyed due to a John Mcafee.

You hear Linda blew off Zor last night?
Yeah man Zor got John Mcafee’d, she was told he slept with Naz!
- Someone lied to Linda and committed a John Mcafee

I was there, he definitely said that and look at what it did!
Yes he pulled a John Mcafee and then some!
- Someone is now denying saying something. They are committing a John Mcafee.

A John McAfee by Wouldzey December 30, 2017

A John Lennon 

Verb. To bring a female into a group of friends, just because you are dating her.

Fredrick is trying to pull a John Lennon on us by bringing his girlfriend to our club meetings.

A John Lennon by 3guyjoe November 18, 2013

A John Wick 

Someone who is very good at what they do. These days, it’s primarily used in Fortnite, where the most prestigious skin is one of John Wick.

Ethan: Yo it’s a fucking John Wick!
Leah: Aah! A John Wick!
*John Wick rocket riding across the map*
Jason: Fucking John Wicks.

A John Wick by exoticmuffinman May 22, 2018

A John Mayar 

Making a joke which is about as good as one of John Mayars hits...eg; crap.

Sam cracked A John Mayar to David and friends.Nobody Laughed.

A John Mayar by Matts B November 26, 2006

a john howard 

Shovel poo from ones bum

And smear it on another person's eyebrows

She looks like she's had a john howard

a john howard by leroy 1111111 October 21, 2022