2 definitions by YourTypicalNerd

john is a term for a male or female that is a dull, pathetic, unfunny, sad person, he tries and tries, he wishes he had a girlfriend, he wishes he was smart, he wishes he was funny, he wishes he was happy, but he's just not smart enough to know how to do it.
1) jack we're trying to have fun, don't be such a john
2) god, you're a john
3) yeah shes such a john
by YourTypicalNerd May 19, 2019
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a term originating from Russia used as an insult towards a male who can not follow basic instruction and is saw as non-masculine or weak, stupid,ignorant, whiny, whiny or annoying.
look at that stupid little rydat boy!
yeah!
cyka bylat!!
by YourTypicalNerd May 19, 2019
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