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I have 2 jobs both of which are beneath me as I am without a doubt the greatest writer in the history of humanity. I also do s lot of freelance work the I haven't been paid for.
Hym "A job wouldn't alter the fact that I've been doing other people's job FOR THEM for years and am the best job doer of whatever category this thing is in."
A Job by Hym Iam September 29, 2023

a job at mcdonalds 

a hand job

guy: *ignoring girlfriend*

girl: i’ll give you a job at mcdonalds

guy: heck yeah!

;)
“if you text back fast enough i’ll give you a job at mcdonalds;)”

get a job lil nigga 

A phrase commonly said in Instagram comments in reels made by kids.
kid: *posts a reel on Instagram*

big nigga: get a job lil nigga
get a job lil nigga by ThatBomberKid September 11, 2023

Fuck a job 

The term used to describe a person's belief that they dont need or want a job primarily used by Stitches (the rapper).
Dude: Stitches you need a job
Stitches: FUCK A JOB
Fuck a job by Sir pimp May 30, 2015

get a job lil nigga 

idk why this started but.. on instagram all the 12 year old white boys and some actual niggas say this to little kids on reals doing literally anything
*a normal kid doing anything*
some white boy: “get a job lil nigga💀”
get a job lil nigga by Mr.Onyxxx September 10, 2023

Finding a Job 

Sleeping all day and not finding a job.
Yo dude I've been finding a job all day grandma, I don't have the time to visit you in the hospital.
Finding a Job by Pseudonamia February 21, 2009
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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