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shimmed a gib

when you are the next one in a farting contest and you let out some of the solids.
Sam: "you're next, Jon"
Jon: **brrrrrrrp** "whoops, I just shimmed a gib"
shimmed a gib by nimst March 20, 2024

Gib Gob a Job 

When you give a goblin a job, and he winds up sending your company into the underworld because he's outlived the board with his 300 years of pension backing him.

Will often turn Yellow once they find out about the Simpsons, White People, and Thorium.

example: Bill Gates
The Did(diddo)'s gib gob a job, evidence were real.
Gib Gob a Job by Bongchillacoppa January 25, 2024

Doing a Gibby 

Doing a Gibby

This refers to the process where an individual fails to take things as far as they possibly could. This may be for several reasons including: a fear of the unknown; a lack of willingness to commit and/or a shear lack of golf balls. Repeatedly doing a Gibby can often lead to ridicule from friends and those closest to you but they do this purely for your benefit and with no ulterior motive.

Can also be used to describe doing random or slightly camp actions , such as giving oddballs lifts, drinking appletiser and lsitening to alphabeat.

Colloquial expression used predominantly in the West Coast of Scotland, in particular North Ayrshire where this form of action is often prevaelent.
"He could have had her."
"Yup, he's doing a Gibby."
Doing a Gibby by DaCorr February 4, 2009

Skew a gibe

So sorry friend! I feel like we're skew a gibe when the weird shit hues down .
*goes
A overly camp man who has all the traits of a gay man but sleeps with women. Lives on a diet of subway salads and humus and never drinks on a night out unless there is a ready supply of Bacardi Breezer's, reefs or WKDs behind the bar, in which case these will only be drunk 'strawpedo' style.
"Look at that guy over there in his Mini Cooper rocking the deep V t-shirt"

"Man, what a Gibbo!!"
A Gibbo by WineandCheese January 22, 2014

Do A Gibbo' 

A slang term for 'get lost'. Can also be used to replace 'fuck off'
Person 1: Your jacket smells like piss.

Person 2: Listen, why don't you "Do A Gibbo'"?!
Do A Gibbo' by kenadams123 January 5, 2010
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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