A Garfield

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Another way of saying a big thick (fat) pussy.

Alex: Dayumm meng she got a garfield !

A Garfield by la latinax3 July 7, 2009

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A Garfield

The act of receiving oral sex while eating lasagna and watching television.

Today is my birthday so I better get a Garfield when I get home.

A Garfield by the_yeti October 8, 2012

Related Words

A Garfield • James A. Garfield • James A. Garfield High • A.D.A.M. • A • A.B.I. • a-cab • a-rab • A.F.I. • A-Town

James A. Garfield

20th president of the United States, got shot. Never head of him? Me either.

It’s so sad that James A. Garfield died on a Monday.

Who?

James A. Garfield by Rogue One 2 coming in 1977 August 2, 2018

James A. Garfield

James A. Garfield was the 20th president of the United States elected during 1881. He only served 6 months in office before he was assassinated by Charles J. Guiteau, some crazy lunatic who thought Garfield owed him a spot in the government.

James A. Garfield? I didn’t know cats could become president!

James A. Garfield by My name isn’t jerry September 29, 2020

James A. Garfield High

Garfield High School is A public school in Seattle full of stoners, fags, white bitches and Asians. The black kids aren’t ghetto enough to fit in with the Beach Kids but not white enough to be friends with the Prep kids.

“Is Jack smoking weed out of a zucchini on the field? What a Garfield kid”
James A. Garfield High School

James A. Garfield High by mellielover111 September 26, 2019

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026