5 definitions by My name isn’t jerry
1. That one think you type when your bored and have no life...
2. That one thing you type in the Urban Dictionary with the intention to find some halarious definition, but you find this sorty self aware piece of shit instead.
2. That one thing you type in the Urban Dictionary with the intention to find some halarious definition, but you find this sorty self aware piece of shit instead.
Bob: “Hey jerry what’s up?”
Jerry: “I’m just typing QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM into my keyboard”
Bob: “That’s sounds fun”
Jerry “It isn’t...”
Jerry: “I’m just typing QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM into my keyboard”
Bob: “That’s sounds fun”
Jerry “It isn’t...”
by My name isn’t jerry February 24, 2019
Woah there, did you just type in "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm" but remove everyother letter starting at w? How could you! Those letters don't deserve such horrid treatment. Completely disrespectful!
What? Do you think this is funny? I bet you're looking at this definition thinking, "Who is this guy? This definition isn't funny. They have a stupid username." Well guess what? At least I respect all the letters of the alphabet! wrtuopsfhkzcbm deserve just as much appreciation you ungrateful bastard! Shoo!
What? Do you think this is funny? I bet you're looking at this definition thinking, "Who is this guy? This definition isn't funny. They have a stupid username." Well guess what? At least I respect all the letters of the alphabet! wrtuopsfhkzcbm deserve just as much appreciation you ungrateful bastard! Shoo!
Russel: Hey Jerry! How's it going?
Jerry: Oh nothing, I'm just typing in "qetuoadgjlxvn" because some guy on the internet gets triggered when you leave out "wrtuopsfhkzcbm".
Russel: Wow, that guy must have absolutely no life whatsoever
Jerry: I know, right?
Jerry: Oh nothing, I'm just typing in "qetuoadgjlxvn" because some guy on the internet gets triggered when you leave out "wrtuopsfhkzcbm".
Russel: Wow, that guy must have absolutely no life whatsoever
Jerry: I know, right?
by My name isn’t jerry April 9, 2020
Hey, what are you doing here? You think you can just walk barge into my house like that? Really? Have some manners!
Well actually, my name isn’t Jerry, so this isn’t my house either… but that’s besides the point!
You better get out of here! I mean it! I have Jerry’s phone number, I can call him right now! Actually, I can’t do that, because then he’ll wonder why I’m at his house in the first place.
Whatever, I was about to leave anyways, stay as long as you want, I guess.
Well actually, my name isn’t Jerry, so this isn’t my house either… but that’s besides the point!
You better get out of here! I mean it! I have Jerry’s phone number, I can call him right now! Actually, I can’t do that, because then he’ll wonder why I’m at his house in the first place.
Whatever, I was about to leave anyways, stay as long as you want, I guess.
When Jerry finally arrived at Jerry’s House exhausted form a very long day, he was surprised to find two people arguing in his living room that he’d never seen before. Naturally, he called the cops, and they won’t to prison… including Jerry, the cops arrested him too.
by My name isn’t jerry July 4, 2021
James A. Garfield was the 20th president of the United States elected during 1881. He only served 6 months in office before he was assassinated by Charles J. Guiteau, some crazy lunatic who thought Garfield owed him a spot in the government.
by My name isn’t jerry September 30, 2020
You clever son of a bitch, I’m sure that last definition (1029384756) offended you. So you did it forwards, and backwards.
Jerry thought that if he put in “10293847566574839201” everyone would think he was a clever boi... but he’s not. He never will be.
by My name isn’t jerry April 17, 2019