5 definition by My name isn’t jerry

Wait you actually clicked that? Well you only would see this if my first definition was voted on. If not than you have no idea what this is supposed to be. I did curse a lot in that one....

So.....

This is awkward. How are you??? Have you seen any good definitions recently possibly that one with numbers eh? Oh! The results!

It was rejected..... Shit

Woah there, did you just type in "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm" but remove everyother letter starting at w? How could you! Those letters don't deserve such horrid treatment. Completely disrespectful!

What? Do you think this is funny? I bet you're looking at this definition thinking, "Who is this guy? This definition isn't funny. They have a stupid username." Well guess what? At least I respect all the letters of the alphabet! wrtuopsfhkzcbm deserve just as much appreciation you ungrateful bastard! Shoo!

You clever son of a bitch, I’m sure that last definition (1029384756) offended you. So you did it forwards, and backwards.

James A. Garfield was the 20th president of the United States elected during 1881. He only served 6 months in office before he was assassinated by Charles J. Guiteau, some crazy lunatic who thought Garfield owed him a spot in the government.

1. That one think you type when your bored and have no life...

2. That one thing you type in the Urban Dictionary with the intention to find some halarious definition, but you find this sorty self aware piece of shit instead.