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A middle-aged white centrist man who calls women "hun".
He's such a Dave..."blue no matter who" unless it's Bernie.
A Dave by Medicare4All May 14, 2020
Words you can keep
A Dave aka a 'David Bowie' (blowie) is the act of falatio or a blow job.
John 'did you see Emma last night?'

Duncan 'yeah that bitch was giving a Dave all night!!!'
A Dave by Slinks July 22, 2014

A Dave Matthews 

Experimenting with a hot dog in the back door for the first time.
Grab the Vaseline and the hotdog, it’s time to try a Dave Matthews.

A Dave Portnoy

A sexual position that will put your knees and back out, but will deliver a smack down like no other to your lady friend
Man I gave my wife a Dave portnoy last night, now my back and knees are out
A Dave Portnoy by Sushislayer33 December 13, 2019

a dave drop 

Shitting yourself while riding a bicycle. Normally very messy.
Dude kyle just did a dave drop infront of his mom.
a dave drop by allaboutfloyd July 7, 2016

a Dave story 

a really bizarre anecdote that someone pulls out of their ass, or maybe it's real.
Oh what an X-files story. It sounds like a Dave story.
a Dave story by Mecachis June 2, 2018

Pulling a Dave 

To fail miserably at the hands of a younger sibling.
Having not bested his little brother since Obama was president, UCF was really pulling a Dave.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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