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A Dave aka a 'David Bowie' (blowie) is the act of falatio or a blow job.
John 'did you see Emma last night?'

Duncan 'yeah that bitch was giving a Dave all night!!!'
A Dave by Slinks July 22, 2014

A Dave Matthews 

Experimenting with a hot dog in the back door for the first time.
Grab the Vaseline and the hotdog, it’s time to try a Dave Matthews.

A Dave Portnoy

A sexual position that will put your knees and back out, but will deliver a smack down like no other to your lady friend
Man I gave my wife a Dave portnoy last night, now my back and knees are out
A Dave Portnoy by Sushislayer33 December 13, 2019

a dave drop 

Shitting yourself while riding a bicycle. Normally very messy.
Dude kyle just did a dave drop infront of his mom.
a dave drop by allaboutfloyd July 7, 2016

a Dave story 

a really bizarre anecdote that someone pulls out of their ass, or maybe it's real.
Oh what an X-files story. It sounds like a Dave story.
a Dave story by Mecachis June 2, 2018

Pulling a Dave 

To fail miserably at the hands of a younger sibling.
Having not bested his little brother since Obama was president, UCF was really pulling a Dave.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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